She's a Doll

selfsense: it’s true.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:30 -0500

selfsense:

it’s true.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:13 -0500

small-magical-mean-world: browwwnboy: socallmemaeby: GUYS TODA...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:29 -0500

small-magical-mean-world:

browwwnboy:

socallmemaeby:

GUYS

TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

THIS MA JAM

Best. Song. Ever.

quintobabe: W is for WILL SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM I is for I WILL HELP WILL GRAHAM L is for LORD...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:36:16 -0500

quintobabe:

W is for WILL SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM

I is for I WILL HELP WILL GRAHAM

L is for LORD PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM

L is for LORD, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM

G is for GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE HELP WILL GRAHAM

R is for REALLY SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM

A is for ANYBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM YET

H is for HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM

A is for ANYBODY FINALLY HELP WILL GRAHAM

M is for MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:33:44 -0500

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

Shit son

eatstarsnsparkle: boazpriestly: osointricate: boazpriestly: d...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:31:33 -0500

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends.

we all need this on our blogs

sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:30:11 -0500

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

So I heard a comment that gay (and "even" bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:29:28 -0500

effortless-paradise:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

excuse you

i think you are

forgetting somebody

very important

who deserves to be on this list

incubic: :/

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:28:09 -0500

incubic:

:/

buttsexatmywindow: buttsexatmywindow: buttsexatmywindow: so my ten year old mother just walked...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:27:22 -0500

buttsexatmywindow:

buttsexatmywindow:

buttsexatmywindow:

so my ten year old mother just walked into my room and said if you’re gay say what and i was like what and he closed his eyes and whispered so gay

bROTHER

I MEANT TO SAY TEN YEAR OLD BROTHER

this is it

this is the text post that is going to haunt me forever

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:24:45 -0500

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.

how to boys

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:16:52 -0500

foie:

greet

chat

chat

chat

joke

joke

joke

joke

compliment appearance

compliment personality

flirt

flirt

flirt

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

amorous hug

amorous hug

first kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

make out

make out

make out

make out

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

propose

brandos:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:15:59 -0500

brandos:

friendly-giant-mushroom: castielyousonofabitch: postmodernismru...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:48:57 -0500

friendly-giant-mushroom:

castielyousonofabitch:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson

beccers: my thoughts on boys i hate boys boys are stupid they’re smelly down with boys oh...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:42:33 -0500

beccers:

my thoughts on boys

i hate boys

boys are stupid

they’re smelly

down with boys

oh wait

wow

they’re really cute

look at their cute backs

look at their cute faces

their smiles

and bellies

and voices

boys (◡‿◡✿)

wowee boys (◕‿◕✿)

bo

y

s

BOYS (#ﾟДﾟ)ｺﾞﾙｧ!!

i hate boys

gracefullikeagazelle: windmills-of-my-mind: maevemactire: apsi...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:37:45 -0500

gracefullikeagazelle:

windmills-of-my-mind:

maevemactire:

apsilpastille:

k-auhale:

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.

As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”

And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.

I was asked out via a John Green book.

You hold onto that boy and never let him go.

When’s the wedding?

JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

MARRY THAT BOY.

horse-ebook: i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ and i was gunna submit a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:32:08 -0500

horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:30:05 -0500

morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:26:33 -0500

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

"1. if you ever want to wear mommy’s make-up, just make sure you don’t eat it. when it’s time to go..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:25:06 -0500

“1. if you ever want to wear mommy’s make-up, just make sure you don’t eat it. when it’s time to go to bed, I will help you wash it off.

2. when school starts and you want to jump rope instead of play kickball, be careful not to trip and hurt your knees.

3. if you grow up and a boy makes your heart hurt, you do not have to be ashamed.

4. if you fall in love with a girl
who wears the same clothes
as you, it will be easy for me to buy you both presents.

5. if I teach you anything, I will teach you to be gentle.

6. you are not Atlas and the world
is not a burden for you to carry.

7. if you do not like your body, if you feel like you were put inside the wrong one, I will stand by and watch you become again.

8. because we are human beings and we do not always have to
take what we are given.

9. I will love you constantly, fervently, always.

10. I will teach you the value of
the word “no” so that, when you hear it, you do not question it.

11. when the war comes
and you want to fight, I will
sleep with clenched fists until you come home to me.

12. when the war comes and you don’t want to go, I will sleep soundly.

13. you are allowed to be soft. you are allowed to break and bend. you do not have to be strong. you do not have to be a soldier.”

- a letter to my future son | Caitlyn S. (via alonesomes)